Goofus

Noun, a cute name for the love of my life. Also, can be used as shorthand for “I love you”.

A: You stuck it in my butt and it tickled.
Me: Adam, you fucking goofus.

Shtetl

A kid friendlier version of "shit"; just a funny word that when spoken makes you giggly and all fuzzy inside.

"hey did you hear about tom? He got laid off, the kids liked him a lot. It's some... Bullshtetl"