Red Dog

A name given to a man who has a unquenchable lust for the color red and a ferociously disturbing sex drive for canines. A throw back title to when Red was the color of the devil and Dogs were the trusted protectors of Satan himself. Being deemed a Red Dog in these historical times would have been one of the highest honors given to a man in the kingdoms of old!

Red Dog beer isn't a intimidating as a real Red Dog

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