An âinfidelicacyâ is anything considered a treat or delicacy that is naturally allowed, delicious, consumable, and enjoyable by anyone except a religious fanatic who isnât allowed to consume such delicacies AND who would call those who do, âinfidels.â
While living in Saudi Arabia, the American expatriateâs favorite infidelicacy was bacon.
n. A big, fat, long hose packed tightly in a red Speedo.
I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a firemanâs gift.