Ruxtaposition

Unrelated posts on your wall are displayed together and tell a new humorous tale.

The first post had a meme of “ride or die”
The second was a meme of “YOLO”

Screenshot and crop, that’s a funny ruxtaposition and good life advice:

Ride or die bitch, you only live once!

Slow Slide

Winning an election slowly but definitively.

In 2020, Biden won slowly, but after all the votes were counted he won by a significant margin. It was a Slow Slide to victory.

cock mumble

1 : guttural sounds made when trying to speak, sing or hum with a cock in one's mouth

2 : mumbling from the podium, making guttural sounds signaling pause, ignorance and mental defect while searching for the next word, as if the microphone is stuck inside the presenter's mouth and being sucked on like a cock

1 : Girl gets me off when she cock mumbles my favorite song.

2 : What a cock mumble that White House coronavirus briefing was.

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QRainWash

process in which a QAnon systematically uses unethically manipulative fictional videos to persuade well meaning people to conform to radical far-right conspiracy theories. Often to the detriment of the nation and the so-called “patriots” being manipulated.

You might be QRainWashed if you... believe there is a worldwide cabal of Satan-worshiping pedophiles who rule the world, essentially, and they control everything.

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Seditious Conspiracy

Since 1861, in the United States, seditious conspiracy is codified at 18 U.S.C. § 2384:

If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

When the second branch of the federal government organizes a mob to lay siege to the first branch to interrupt the peaceful transition of elected power, that’s a seditious conspiracy.