Vermilion

When someone can’t pronounce vermicelli from a Vietnamese restaurant, and calls it vermillion.

I had pork vermilion for dinner tonight.

chinesed it up

Used to describe a person that is not willing to pay money for services and would rather save money and do it themselves. A person not willing to pay a premium for goods and is always looking for the least expensive option.

Duvie, took all the meat out of the beef and beans at the buffet. He just Chinesed it up.