Ziptard

An incompetent person who is driving a Zipcar.

"The ziptard abruptly hit his brakes and proceeded to make a sudden U-turn without using his indicator."
"The ziptard nosed her rental Prius into the parking spot and became very confused, blocking traffic behind her. She clearly was not aware of the concept of parallel parking."

Lurker

a lurker is anyone who follows or partakes in something without actually contributing and/or participating in said activity. Lurkers can be found in any gathering of people, but the best place to find them is at a public skate park (one anyone can get into for free)they are easily identified by looking like they're minutes away from getting up and doing the most amazing trick you've ever seen, but upon further observation, they never actually do. The kids who seem to just sit there and talk about drugs, crime, or any other "Bad ass" activity also qualify as lurkers.

He's such a lurker. He's sat there rolling blunts all day and hasn't skated at all...

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