zug

An erotic video involving a steam locomotive at full speed.

Zug review.

16👍 36👎

youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern

Incriminating admission to sensitive older brother of past infidelities.

Prashan: "So what did u guys do while i was out"
Prav: "Oh, we were on the computer"
Andrew: "Yer, just *playing* on the computer"
Shalen: "Yer, just *checking out* the net"
Sagnik: "Yer, youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern!!!"
Prav: "Shut de fuk up, dumbarse!"

9👍 26👎

Sneef

An erotic video featuring a *once in a lifetime* performance.
An utterance of annoyance.

That scene was sneef!
Sneef! I stuffed that one up!

schoo small

A tiny dick.
Two inches of steel.

Sags claims the title of official schoo small from pravs.

3👍 3👎

Retrotwit

An alternative description for the more commonly used noun 'bellend'. Often confused with the japs eye.

That bloke has had a prince Albert in his retrotwit

Big trouble

An empty masculine platitude meaning nothing at all.

J: If I don't get laid by the end of the year there's gonna be big trouble!"

9👍 6👎

neeeigh blurgh!

The sound Breeze makes when he's sucking off a horse and it shoots a load of cum into his eager mouth.

Breeze: "Oh yer, u like that horsey!"
Horse: "Neeeigh"
Breeze: "Blurgh"

10👍 16👎