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Wankthritis

Wankthritis is caused by psychologically and emotionally AWESOME but physically overly aggressive wanking. All truthful men experience at various times of their ejaculatory lives levels of real wankthritis pain in the wrist, fingers, palm, forearm, or other region. Sometimes wankthritis causes a top head ache or real pain in the bottom head; wankthritis in the very object of our abuse/affection -- and his low-hanger pals.

"After six hours of watching his 'Houston 500' DVD, Big Bill's wankthritic wrists were killing him. He went to a frequently similarly suffering pharmacist pal for a secret solution to his wankthritis. He was sold KY warming liquid. Go figure. Cool! No, WARM is best for wankthritis."

by WordWiseMan August 24, 2008


Blind Cyber Copy

Most of us send e-mail BCCs all the time, never stopping to think they are hardly Blind CARBON Copies. Yep, they are Blind CYBER Copies.

Candidate Obama sent to Jesse Jackson through the Internet a top-secret BCC of the e-mailed offer letter to his Veep pick. Reverend Jackson promptly told aides he wants to cut-off Senator Biden's low hangers, but could not say so on CNN because the Blind Cyber Copy (BCC) was confidential.

by WordWiseMan September 2, 2008

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Homoaffectional

Not homosexual, homoaffectional; Urban Dictionary's new Ph.D.-like clinical definition of bromance, man crush, and any term for when two guys feel stuff for each other without the sex thing always getting in the way.

Ben and Matt are well-known homoaffectionals.

Ben and Matt freely practiced (before J-Lo) homoaffectionality.

Lance and Matthew are proud of their very public homoaffectional behavior (claiming the homosexual stuff they tried just did not work for them).

Homoaffectionals are born AND can be made.



by WordWiseMan August 23, 2008

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