Shooting water (sw)

Explosive unwelcome brown liquid exiting the southernmost sphincter, especially at the most inopportune moment

I couldn't escape my airplane seat in time to avoid shooting water (sw) in my favorite pants, or the nearby security camera

Hondashock

The feeling of frustration that slams you when, after cruising a crowded parking lot, you finally see what looks like an open space that you pull into, only to discover that it is occupied by a motorcycle. Sometimes also called "yamashock". Can alternatively be used to refer to the same symptoms caused by small vehicles like Smart Cars.

"I thought I FINALLY found a parking space, but was Hondashocked when I tried to turn into it." OR

"Got a bad case of Hondashock when I thought I found a space near the front"

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