Hondashock

The feeling of frustration that slams you when, after cruising a crowded parking lot, you finally see what looks like an open space that you pull into, only to discover that it is occupied by a motorcycle. Sometimes also called "yamashock". Can alternatively be used to refer to the same symptoms caused by small vehicles like Smart Cars.

"I thought I FINALLY found a parking space, but was Hondashocked when I tried to turn into it." OR

"Got a bad case of Hondashock when I thought I found a space near the front"

Shooting water (sw)

Explosive unwelcome brown liquid exiting the southernmost sphincter, especially at the most inopportune moment

I couldn't escape my airplane seat in time to avoid shooting water (sw) in my favorite pants, or the nearby security camera