Homo-blivious

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.

Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!

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yhaoo.com

The URL of "yahoo.com" typed quickly. Those who type with their fingers on ASDF JKLsemi-colon sometimes tend to type the "h" before the "a". Usually NOT used when "www" is also typed.

(Type the URL for Yahoo)
yhaoo.com
(Type it with "www")
www.yahoo.com
(Much better)

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Snice

A crude contraction of "that's nice" or "it's nice." Used by an uninterested person who's trying not to SOUND uninterested.

"Check out my new video game. It's about *blah, blah, blah.* So whatcha think?"

"Snice."

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impostrophe

An apostrophe that's unnecessary. Usually added by people who don't have good grammar skills. It can be found almost anywhere, esp. on social media, like Facebook and Twitter, among others.

Bob noticed the sign on the shop's door read, "Open M-F, 9-5; Sat., 10-4; Closed Sunday's," and realized that the apostrophe wasn't necessary. Thus, he deemed it an impostrophe, or an apostrophe trying to "fit in."