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Honey Bunny Pooh Bear

A real bear that rarely makes an appearance in today's society. This specific type of bear thoroughly enjoys a large pot of honey and sometimes will go through large measures just to obtain one.

Gosh darn, I have to run to the grocery store again because those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's took our honey again!
Mom, is it true that those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's have a cannibalistic leader?
I wonder what society would be like if those Honey Bunny Pooh Bears just came out of hiding.

by Wordsmith Galore May 21, 2012


bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.

After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.

by Wordsmith Galore December 18, 2014