Disneyland Sex

Much like a lengthy, serpentine line at The Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland Sex is something you wait a long time for, only to have it be over in about a minute.

"(Sigh) I spent all day waiting for the bf to come home so we could do the deed, and he only lasted like 30 seconds.
"OMG. Total Disneyland Sex."

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Gatherbration

A celebratory event held at a restaurant or bar where everyone invited gathers and must buy their own food or drink... as opposed to a "party" where there's a host providing such fare.

Hey, Howie's turning 30 this Saturday.
Cool! Is he having a party?
Nope, he's broke. We're just hitting a bar.
Oh great, another gatherbration.