Educational Rap Flow

A rap wherein you could include an anti-drug line and it wouldn't sound out of place.

♪Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew,
Friends got weed? Just say "No, thank you."♪
-An Example of Educational Rap Flow by Brian David Gilbert.

Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

ghsrfetb

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You've obviously been entering random strings of letters into the search engine, and out of the 2.08827065 x 10^11 possible 8 letter combinations, you found ghsrfetb!

*pre-recorded track of an audience laughs in the distance*

You did it! Wow! That's statistically improbable. Amazing.

What? Do you expect a reward? It was pure luck, and I never promised you anything before you went looking. You want a prize for being so lucky? Reading this description is your prize. There.

Why are you still here? Don't you have anywhere else to be? Are you still asking for a prize? Jesus Christ, okay here, do you want a stick of gum that I found in my pocket. Ooh, here, look, I found a dime. It's an old one too, from way back in 2016. There, happy?

What's that? You can't grab it? because I'm just some guy writing online and you're probably halfway across the world from me? Darn. Well, more old gum and older dimes for me.

Alright, I've gotten bored. The only way I can get you to leave is if I stop typing. Which I will do now.

"CONGRATULATIONS!!! You've obviously been entering random strings of letters into the search engine, and out of the 2.08827065 x 10^11 possible 8 letter combinations, you found ghsrfetb!"