Furism

The belief that an animal's behaviors are based on their coat color.

For example, “He thinks orange cats are friendlier than Blue Himalayans. That’s furism!” “She said all black labs are badasses and all yellow labs are docile. That’s furism!’”

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MFin

Mother fucking.

Now that’s a MFin burger.

un21st century

adj: makes no sense in the 21st century

I want to go to the Weekend Candlelight Hike that I got an invite to on Facebook, but you can't register for the event online. You have to drive 33 miles to the state park's office to register during the workweek. It's so un21st century!

upwording

Making up buzzwords.

Cathy says that although buzzwords can be clever and useful, many buzzwords are annoying, so she made up the word upwording to make fun of goofy business buzzwords like uptraining, upskilling, and onboarding.

sult

The essence of allure and seduction.

She sang with the sult of Cat Power and slinked with the sult of Scarlett Johannson.

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splurgious

Prone to splurge.

We just got paid so I'm feeling very splurgious. Let's order dessert.