Crustache

A crusty little mustache that can't be grown full enough to be dubbed a full fledged mustache. Usually worn by teenagers or white trash Joe Dirt types that cant grow facial hair but wont take mother natures no for an answer.

Wow look at the crustache on that dirtball over there.

Scarvage

Scarvage- the act of ransacking one's own or another's belongings. In particular those that are boxed and lying in a living room. Scarvaged, scarvaging,

scarvager. As you can see all them boxes done been scarvage through and they got what they want out of it.