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A white looking tribe, but the Chiefs actually looks black. They are lazy alcoholics and act Indian to claim government "benefits." As far as Uncle Sam knows, they are poor and repressed. But in reality, this tribe owns boats, ATVs, fancy trucks, and an endless supply of beer. Fun fact: Government cheese is this tribe's favorite food.
I am such an idiot for working this hard. I should just go join the Huebner Tribe so i can go to the lake every weekend.
With a population of less then 2000, Tyrone produces more meth than Los Angeles, Albuquerque, and Chicago combined. If you ever drive through, DON'T STOP. For one, there is no reason to stop, and two, it is dangerous. The local inbreds are unpredictable. Weeds grow 4ft tall through the sidewalks there and it reeks of ammonia. Very trashy.
"I aint never goin stop in Tyrone, Ok no how, way too scary!"
-Robert from Detroit
A CB manufacturer, whose target demo is inbread rednecks who will glady slap down 700 bucks for something that works as good as a black guy on MLK Day.
I took my big truck to the see bee shop to wirk on my Galaxy, i gave him my money, now i can talk to anyone in 500 miles git er dun, imma go find a krome shop now cuz im cool get er done.
One who can pick up fatties at the bar, then brags about it. The boar doesn't look at the female pig as disgusting (like most straight males do), he just sees a hole, and that's better than his hand. To him, it's all about the numbers, who cares if they weigh 350. To the boar, all he has to do is mention his steroided high school days, where he placed in the State weighlifting (see, there were only 3 competitors), and the huge panties come off.
The boar likes to think of himself as a stud, but in reality, the fatties are just desperate so they go home with him.
Look at Ol Boar, huggin on fat Kayla in the bar. He is either blind or just disgusting, yuck.
A male human who loves fat chicks. The boar will boast about all of the females he has bagged, but most of them are close to 400 pounds. All the boar sees is a hole.
There are two reasons the boar gets laid so easily by these piggies:
1) He knows that is the only chance he has to go home with someone other than his hand.
2) The piggies are just desperate.
Boars tend to also be a little queer. When his friends try to intervene about his awful taste of ladies, he will always come back with a gay joke, but all that does is tell you what he thinks about.
Look at that boar kissing on fat Kayla again. Yuck.
A man, who racks up big numbers because he mainly bangs fat women. The boar talks a big game but is really just doing his male companions a favor by taking the fat women out of the bar and off to market. Boars are usually a little queer too. They are attracted to fat girls because they look a little more like a dude.
Look at Boar, over at the bar with fat Kayla again, yuck.