The Angry Stork

A sex move wherein an unscrupulous man conveniently positions his pregnant partner and himself at the end of the bed, directly over a bed post of modest height. While making love to her from behind the man suddenly fucks her so hard and violently that she loses her balance, striking the post as many times as it takes until the man is convinced that nothing could have survived.

"I told that bitch that it wasn't mine, so last night the angry stork had to make a delivery."

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