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A harmless seal which suffers from polar bears.
The Harp Seal is currently suffering through the polar bears.
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The period. The period is on the bottom row if the keyboard, right next to the keys , and /.
Definitions:
D1: A dot. A meaningless dot. Just a sad fucking dot in the middle of nowhere. This dot will probably not have a purpose, seeing how the dot is just the dot in the lowercase i.
D2: The eyes staring into your soul in the ._. face. It seems kind of unnecessary. The eyes can be replaced with letters like o, a, and u. This face is used by idiots and 7 year old girls who think they are a waifu, but in reality, they all are just idiots in a (potential) simulation.
D3: Some morse code shit. The period is used in morse code such as ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..- (fuck you), .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- .- (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA), and - .... .. ... / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / -- . ... ... .- --. . / --- -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (this fucking message on morse code).
D4: The end to a generic sentence. The most generic and average sentence possible.
E1: Person: .
Me: what?
Person: .
E2: 7 year old girl: i'm so bored... ._.
Other person: Ok. Then why not unbore yourself?
E3: Robot: -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. --..-- / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- .-- -. --..-- / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-. ..- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .- -. -.. / -.. . ... . .-. - / -.-- --- ..- .-.-.-
Person: lemme pull up my morse code translator on that!
Translator: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Person: I fucking got rickrolled by a translator.
E4: Person: May I help you?
Other person: No.
The thing that Urban Dictionary wants us to buy, which in this case is "Get a mug mug for your obituary destroyer Kevin.
Idiot: lets search up fucking on urban dictionary!!!!!!!!!!!
Urban Dictionary: Get a fucking mug for your brother Taylor.
Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.
Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.