krotty

The slurring of the word karate, often used as an insult.

Also used by many practitioners of full-contact karate schools to denote those who claim to be karate, yet train ineffectually while claimed d34dly-techniques.

Ironically it is people who do krotty who often are the loudest defenders of their schools and krotty systems, karate practitioners let the KO's speak for them.

Bill: Dude! I got a black belt in KARATE

Bob: No.... you have a black belt in krotty, lemme show you karate.

(Bob proceeds to kick Bill's ass)

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tkd

Also known as Tae Kwon Do it is a foolish and inneffective martial art that also happens to be the largest in America. TKD is not effective and should not be taken seriously.

Bob had a black belt in TKD and was beaten to a bloody pulp by a 6 year old girl.

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RBSD

An acronym for Reality Based Self Defense, it is used by such martial arts as krav maga and is supposed to take situations that would occur commonly in a situation involving mugging and/or rape or other forms of assault on the street.

Usually it is defined by eye-pokes, groin grabs, and other desperation techniques.

"Grab twist pull"
~ A montra of an RBSD (RAD) in some high schools; refers to grabbing and yanking on an attackers genitals.

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