wankstain

Any unpleasant person, usually a skinny, lanky, gormless male pikey.

"That Clayson's a right wankstain"

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boak

Scottish slang meaning vomit or feelings of excessive nausea.

"Gonnee put that tit away. Yer givin' me the boak" - Burney Nesbitt.

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spangle blisters

The testicles.

"My spangle blisters are a bit sweaty in this heat"

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Eight

An alternative way of saying something is "ace", popularized by the Viz comic character "Eight Ace".

"That film was fuckin' eight!"

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milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.

"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"

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one for Ron

A way of taking two of something when you're only being offered one. As seen in the Mike Leigh film 'Meantime' (1983).

"I'll have one for now, and one for Ron...later Ron".(Later on)

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local bike

A woman of ill repute.

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."

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