Memestagator

Someone who stirs the pot on social media using only offensive memes! They have no language skills to express themselves and must resort to pop culture memes to communicate.

Derek, wanted to respond to my post but lacked the words, all he posted to my comment was the guys laughing from Goodfellas!, he’s such a Memestagator!

McGregored

A mythical 6’4 traveler Scott McGreggor is known to get a statistically improbable number of airline seat upgrades.

To McGregor Upgrade is to poor on the charm till the gate agent moves you to a nice seat with additional legroom. The critical part to complete a McGregor is to post this opulence on a social media platform for all to see!

For a properly McGregored upgrade to count, the additional legroom must be aparant in your posting, the image must convey the status others flying are not enjoying!

Bumped to an exit row, I McGregored the shit out of this trip to Uspsa nationals!

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Zoomed

Zoomed is the literal form of dead tired of online meetings! You’re just burnt out on video conferences! Back to back to back, video calls, everyone wants to meet virtually and now your zoomed!

Thanks social distancing!

Klara was going going to attend the zoom call with her colleges. But she’s zoomed!

Are you going to join the video call today, no man I’m zoomed!

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