pocket princess

A woman who is in love with your wallet instead of your personality. She is constantly going for the money in your pocket and will not stop until she spends it all. Afterwards, she dumps you and moves on faster than you move in bed.

Guy 1: “Fuck! Sam broke up with me when I told her that I couldn’t afford a $500 dollar necklace!”
Guy 2: “What a pocket princess!”

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Megan Fucks

That celebrity that every 12-year-old learned to jack off to.

Man, Megan Fucks is so fine, that I wank to her pics 10 times a day!

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