Glados

GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System,1 DOS being a homage to Microsoft's MS-DOS) is a fictional artificially superintelligent computer system from the video game series Portal. GLaDOS later appeared in The Lab and Lego Dimensions. The character was created by Erik Wolpaw and Kim Swift and voiced by Ellen McLain. GLaDOS is responsible for testing and maintenance in the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center in all titles.

Lol if only glados was real...

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Stupid Kid

There are things that used to make me smile
One of them was you for just a little while
You left me for dead, so far away
I replaced you with fear and shame
You'll be happy on the day I die
There are things that used to make me laugh
But now they're deeply buried in the past
I left them there, so far away
Replaced my humor with my pain
I'll be happy on the day it dies

Remember when I said I love you?
Well, forget it, I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said
There are things that used to make you cry
One of them was me for just a little while
Why is it that you had to say
Goodbye in your special way?
You slashed the tires on my car
Remember when I said I love you?
Well, forget it, I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said
Remember when I said I love you?
Well, forget it, I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said

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Are you voting my definitions up

Ud editor i mean. The Jewish people

Are you voting my definitions up?

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Blew

Now if you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

And if you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame, yeah

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame, ah

You could do anything, you could do anything
You could do anything, you could do anything

You could do anything, you could do anything
You could do anything, you could do anything

Blew

Lake of Fire

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
I knew a lady who came from Duluth
Bit by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
Flew away howling on the yellow moon
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly

They go down to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July
People cry and people moan
Look for a dry place to call their home
Try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils try to make them their own
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the fourth of July

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Mac

The superior personal computer for actual computer programmers. Windows is for n00bs that can’t hack and don’t know how to work a computer.

Only expert computer programmers use Mac and/or Linux. Windows is for intermediate, casual users only.

Fuck Donald Trump

I’m from Louisiana. Nobody down here cares about your insignificant and irrelevant opinion on Donald Trump, liberal.

Keep drinking your Biden kool-aid, it will help you to an early death. You will be drinking to the grave with that kool-aid, so guard it with care.

Fuck Donald Trump.

Your opinion is about as relevant as a fart.

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