1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.
Enlisted person 1: âWhere are all the other officers today?â
Enlisted person 2: âHospital.â
Enlisted person 1: âWhy?â
Enlisted person 1 âLieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydrationâ
Enlisted person 1: âWhat happened?â
Enlisted person 2 âWetting-Down.â