bed-layer

someone who takes only their sleeping concerns into their considerations for sleeping arrangements on everyday, spring breaks, or other engagements. basically the opposite of everybody that had to sleep in the superdome after hurricane katrina except they chastize you for not sleeping on a comfortable bed.

Bed-layer 1:Wow this vacation is gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeet!

Bed-layer 2:Heck yes! i got top bunk!
Bed-layer 1: i got bottom.
Bed-layers 3-4: My obsession with philly cheesteaks, and my judism allows for our fat asses to take the king size. (Female Bed-layers)
Non Bed-layer 1: Well where are we supposed to sleep?
Bed-layer 2:You can use those couch cushions on the floor hahahahaha (Female, yet maleish tracy mcgradyesk devil laugh)
Non Bed-layers 1-4:YOU GOD DAMN BEDLAYERS OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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bagel nazi

A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.

KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!

REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.

KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.

REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?

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