coramulate

v. intr. 1) To have a face-to-face conversation (with)

After three years communicating only by e-mail, I was looking forward to my coramulation with Tom.

If security channels are compromised, we will have to coramulate at once.

Semanticate

v. tr. (from the adj. semantic); the intended meaning (implicit or explicit) of an individual’s communication; that which is trying to be communicated by an individual.

When I speak of ‘freedom’ I do not mean the bland and passive ‘freedom from’ commitment or responsibility that is too often semanticated.

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pinball rape

The act of bouncing around a dance floor at high speeds, grinding with any and all bodies with which one comes in contact, regardless of gender or consent.

I was just standing here coramulating with Martha when all of a sudden some guy is rubbing his pelvis all over my leg. And then, just as quickly, he's gone, and I'm just a victim of another pinball rape in the animal breeding ground.

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animal breeding ground

The center of a high school dance floor, where chaperones are powerless to prevent dirty dancing. A strongly derogatory euphemism. A.B.G. for short.

Hey, we're getting too close to the animal breeding ground. We'd better back off, or we might get pinball raped.

gone girl

v. tr. To frame someone for a very serious crime (esp. rape or murder) using elaborate, carefully falsified evidence, while presenting oneself as the victim.

What the One-Armed Man did to Harrison Ford in The Fugitive was just a simple frame-up. To really gone girl somebody, you've got to be the victim, like how Peter Pettigrew gone girled Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

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