Semanticate

v. tr. (from the adj. semantic); the intended meaning (implicit or explicit) of an individual’s communication; that which is trying to be communicated by an individual.

When I speak of ‘freedom’ I do not mean the bland and passive ‘freedom from’ commitment or responsibility that is too often semanticated.

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pinball rape

The act of bouncing around a dance floor at high speeds, grinding with any and all bodies with which one comes in contact, regardless of gender or consent.

I was just standing here coramulating with Martha when all of a sudden some guy is rubbing his pelvis all over my leg. And then, just as quickly, he's gone, and I'm just a victim of another pinball rape in the animal breeding ground.

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coramulate

v. intr. 1) To have a face-to-face conversation (with)

After three years communicating only by e-mail, I was looking forward to my coramulation with Tom.

If security channels are compromised, we will have to coramulate at once.

gone girl

v. tr. To frame someone for a very serious crime (esp. rape or murder) using elaborate, carefully falsified evidence, while presenting oneself as the victim.

What the One-Armed Man did to Harrison Ford in The Fugitive was just a simple frame-up. To really gone girl somebody, you've got to be the victim, like how Peter Pettigrew gone girled Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

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animal breeding ground

The center of a high school dance floor, where chaperones are powerless to prevent dirty dancing. A strongly derogatory euphemism. A.B.G. for short.

Hey, we're getting too close to the animal breeding ground. We'd better back off, or we might get pinball raped.