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An illiterate idiot.
Person 1: Hey can you read this Harry Potter book for me?
Person 2: You're an illidiot. That's literally a Pokemon book.
Person 1: blahblahblah nerd shit.
Person 2: you know What you need to do
Person 1:
Person 2: thanks.
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A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed
2:
literally crumbs on the bed
1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh
2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT
i think theres a gun person named sams or something
idk man
Person 1: you played metmoid
Person 2: you mean metroid?
Person 1: yea
Person 2: fucking idiot
national cuddle day
cuddle someone
person: im lonely
person 2: its april 27
they then cuddle
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The instinct to flirt with anyone you meet. Whether it be to fuck them or to just make them blush.
Person 1: Hey what's up with that weirdo over there? He's been flirting with everyone.
Person 2: Oh, he just has Flinstincts.
Person 1: the fuck?