Luke

Luke is a normal stocky kid who wrestles since the day he was born throughout high school. If your name is Luke you are also a real faggot, oh by the way I forgot to mention that you are extremely stocky. In your wrestling career, everyone's expectations of you are so high, but you suck ass somehow, after wrestling basically your whole life.

Another great characteristic of a Luke is that he thinks he is the shit. Luke goes around constantly asking for hot girls snapchats and numbers. After a while they give in and he gains their contact info. He will start to be annoying over text and snapchat, thinking he is so awesome for "chatting up a girl" but we all know that she is just ignoring him because as I have already mentioned, he is a stocky faggot.

One last thing about Lukes. One key detail is that they are in some accapella group. ( Yes I do know. Why would a stocky faggot want to be more gay. I have no idea why don't you ask Luke.) He is a good singer but never the lead, so all he does is "ba ba doo doo, badoo, badoo, etc."

Example 1

Luke- "Hey hot girl, that party last night was wicked. You got so drunk."

Hot girl- "Yea but weren't you only there for like 2 minutes?"

Luke- "No man, I was there for a bit longer."

Example 2

Friend- "Hey Luke did you win state?"

Luke- " Nah man, I lost to my friend Jake, he's a real champ."

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