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Cheese that tastes so amazing, you develop an instant fetish for it when more than 10mg are ingested.
John: (Making out with pizza.)
Peter: Woah, man! Is pizza topped with fetish cheese?
A smaller, less effective sadness aneurysm. Can come as single happenings, or in large numbers.
Marty: We arenât friends anymore.
John: I just had a mini sadness aneurysm.
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When one attacks oneself verbally during a period of sadness or other negative emotion (anger, etc.), usually with plenty of force. (Ex.: Calling oneself an idiot, retard or other attribute that insults the personâs intelligence, actions, etc.). One will frequently speak in 2nd person. Sadness Aneurysms come in 3 stages:
1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.
2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.
3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.
John: Dammit! You should have gotten that test question right, you bumbling, idiotic fool! How can you live with yourself?!
Steve: Whatâs up with John?
Tom: Leave him be. Heâs having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.
Steve: Oh. Ok.
The only reason for Jar Jar Binksâs existence.
Mark: Have you seen Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace?
John: Yeah. Jar Jar looks like something straight out of George Lucasâ Bad Acid Trip.
Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.
Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?
John: What?
Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. Sheâs going out with Henry now.
John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.
John: (Has sadgasm.)