horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.

Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.

see yourself out

When one sends of another without being rude and sounds savage instead.

Big important bussiness woman: Do you actually have anything to show me?
Someone: No buy I...
Big important bussiness woman: Then see yourself out.

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booty looking right

When a girl's booty is looking right.
Lily Singh (iisuperwomanii) uses this phrase often.

Lily Singh: Girl your booty looking right but this guy ain't giving a beep

the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".

Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S

touchess

A hebrew slang for ass

Mostly used by ashkenazi jewish old granparents
Also Rebeccas' mom on Crazy ex girlfriend uses it occasionaly

Old jewish grandma: Get your touchess over here you lazy lazy girl!