vagitarium

(usually online) image museum comprising mainly of pictures of exposed beavers

Lets take little Jimmy to the vagitarium, he loves art

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the frog that Adam did

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"?

"yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

veen

short for "venus", a distortion of the word "penis". Very useful in an open plan office situation where shouting "you PENIS!" at someone may be deemed offensive

Don't put that paperweight there, you veen!

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festant

Something (usually putrified) that smells really terrible.

That's one seriously festant log!

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chindo

a chin cock; a dildo strapped to the chin and deployed using a bopping movement of the head

hey babe, get me the chindo, I'm feeling horny

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Pand

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"

Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us

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fest

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!

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