fest

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!

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felt

1. to recieve a punishing blow (getting felt)

2. to get any unpleasant treatment

3. to lose convincingly

Dude, don't pick a fight with him, you'll get felt!

"Did you win whilst playing Xbox?"
"No man, I got felt like an actual drunken teen"

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senzuri

Euphamism for masturbation of Japanese origin. Literally translates to "1000 strokes"

"Where's Ads"
"He's tucking in to some senzuri action whilst listening to music"

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chickenwire

urban alternative for the phrase "it's been a while"

"Man, I haven't seen you in ages"

"Chickenwire dude ... chickenwire"

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screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

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pandcake

Like a pancake, (same ingredients for the batter) but cooked for a small amount of time on an electric clam grill at a very high temperature. Invented by the Pand

"Mate, the edges of this pandcake taste like wafer"
"Yes, I agree, even the texture is similar"

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fanous

Famous for acts of anal sex. see also ane and infanous

Taylor Rain is fanous for her art

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