smash off

For an action star to masturbate using two sledgehammers during a scene in a movie set in ancient Egypt.

Abram: "Damn, did you see the new directors cut of the Scorpion King?"

Layton: "What?"

Abram: "The deleted scenes, dude!"

Layton: "Oh yeah?"

Abram: "Yeah dude, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson totally did a smash off all over Michael Clarke Duncan!"

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