Random
Source Code
Random
The sensation one gets around the penis after intercourse
29👍 10👎
A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
A legal term for someone who is charged with committing certain vulgar, sadistic sexual acts to human or animals genitals. This includes tieing elastic bands round a mans testicles while he is restrained, allowing the blood flow to be cut of so as the testicles drop off, into a saucepan and are subsequently cooked on a stove or fire. It also forbids anyone from taking part in the homosexual vulgar act of cock schlocking, were the man is tied down whilst three other men insert matches covered in paraffin or other flamable liquid, down the mans japs eye, then setting the matches alight and performing fallatio and masturbatory exercises on him. Genital Genocide is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.4 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Genital Genocide, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss
Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss
Female version of skiddied underpants, can be used as a slang word used when one is angry
When someone has shit stains in their knickers e.g "oh shitty knicks!!"
A slice of a butt, likely from an animal
John went into the butchers and asked for some Cat 'Butt Cutlets'
4👍 3👎
A rare and rather outragious looking monster who habituates in the Formby Merseyside area aka 'Blanka'. Has two Schóns - Failure and Rat Boy.
Hello Schón!!!! Ehh Mushrooms!! Failure Schon. Once told his Scóns to join the army to kill people like others. "AL-en Demp-C"
3👍 2👎