Mother Humper

The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .

I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!

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