predate

Rhymes with rebate.

The act of looking up prospective dates on Facebook or some other social networking site for the sole purpose of masturbating while ogling his or her picture(s). A predater is one who predates.

If you ever predate my sister and I find out, I'm gonna kill you, you sick bastard. I'd never let her date a predate like you.

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Wine cougar

A female who appears to favor younger, less refined wines over older vintages that are more deeply flavored and richer to experience -- and consequently more expensive. WCs are primarily found in urban areas, frequent gyms and bars, and claim they don't mind paying for their own drinks, dammit.

Uh-oh. Here comes another wine cougar. Best break out a box of White Zinfandel.

Shoverolet

Pronounced shove rolay. A derivation of Chevrolet.

An unreliable car, probably made by General Motors, that requires push-starting on a regular basis. Base pricing of Shovevroli (the plural form) runs from less than $1,000 to the window sticker price of any post-bailout GM model.

Hey man, don't by that pile a crap Malibu. It won't be nuthin' but a Shoverolet and a big-ass headache.

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