barbedos hotspring

When you put your balls in a glass of warm milk, then have a chick blow bubbles into it with a straw, thus reenacting a hotspring.

Chick: Wait a minute, there's no hotsprings in Barbedos, so why is it called a Barbedos hotspring?

Guy: Shut up and blow

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Hot Fudge Kamikaze

When one gets too drunk, and decides to eat out someone’s ass with a wooden spoon.

I got so drunk last night, I gave my wife a hot fudge kamikaze.

Disney land special

When after your finished having intercourse, you throw up in the condom then beat the chick with it until it explodes on her face

I had to throw up last night, so I gave that chick her first Disney land special.

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