Mushroomhead

A kickass band from Cleveland that sounds nothing like Slipknot even though they wear masks. Slipknot ripped off Mushroomhead's live act, but Mushroomhead is clearly the better band. Mudvayne is better than Slipknot too.

I went to the Mushroomhead concert in NYC and kicked the shit out of this fucktard in the moshpit.

154👍 94👎

Yellow Porn

What R. Kelly loves to watch. And make.

R. Kelly made some Yellow Porn with 8 year old girls.

28👍 22👎

Geech

The fleshy,sensitive space between your sack and your asshole. Also called taint or gooch.

Lick my geech baby!!

53👍 80👎

The Ill Punandy

The greatest shit ever. The most fucking amazing thing you've ever laid eyes on, listened to, smelled, ate, fucked, whatever. Derived from good old ill, and punandy, a word that I heard a Mongoloid say once and thought sounded pretty fuckin ill. Punandy is not to be confused with punani, which means pussy. The ill punandy is a phrase that only cool motherfuckers use, so if I catch your dork ass walking down the street saying my phrase, I will bash your fucking face in. If you're cool (I can tell) then use this phrase. Why? Because it's the ill punandy.

Have you listened to Lamb of God's new shit? Lamb of God is the ill punandy!

5👍 9👎

Grock

A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.

That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.

26👍 170👎

R. Kelly

To take a piss.

I gotta take an R. Kelly on my little cousin.

112👍 78👎

Asshole

San-Franciscan for vagina.

San-Franciscans love buttsex.

58👍 49👎