Stephen & Brown

1- n. A vaguely dirty synonym for your balls.

2- v. To completely and utterly beat the shit out of someone for trivial reasons. (i.e. a virile power trip)

Etymology- Originates from a Rutherford High School urban legend involving an ultramasculine male by the name of Stephen Brown whom simply stares at opponents in fights until they wither in fear.

Dear god! These jeans have Stephen & Brown in a bloody vicegrip.

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English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.

"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."

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