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When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.
âI am lack toes in taller ants, i canât drink milkâ
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Something that would only happen to an ant.
âIt happened by happenstantsâ
Singular of wypipo/ scourge of the earth. Calls the police on every squirrel, tree, and black person they can find âdangerouslyâ eating a waffle
Person 1: âyo did you see that Wypoo son calling the cops?â
Person 2: âyeah, i did, they mustâve seen a black person driving againâ
Person 3: âi wish wypipo cared as much about the KKK burning crosses on my lawn as they do about Gerald drivingâ
When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching and looking for a jackboot to lick.
"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"
When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching about evil commie muslims eating babies, and looking for a jackboot to lick.
"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"
When a hornet or wasp comes back to sting you a second time as the first time just was not enough.
âA bee showed up, and it resting meâ
The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.
The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.
Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed
"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"