Lifeless Prophet

An individual who tells people things that no one cares about. Usually someone who is outside of a group of people but wants to get in so trys to strike up a converstaion with whatever they have.

Guy 1: Hey did you guys here about the new linux and stuff! It's like so cool.
Guy 2: ... I really don't care
Guy 3: Damn, that kid is a real lifeless prophet.

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ass hampster

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.

Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good

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