Pocahontas Whore

A Native American prostitute. Similar to a Suckagawea, but they get paid.

"I couldn't get Suckagawea to give me tipi-peepee suprise, so I picked up a Pocahontas Whore."

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rocket appliances

Rickyism for "rocket science".

"It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that..."

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sweet and power chicken

Rickyism for "sweet and sour chicken".

"Save me some of those sweet and power chicken things."

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Vaginal Uprising

Feminism.

"Ol' sister girl in the business suit just shot me down for a date. Tough guy with the Vaginal Uprising."

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What goes around is all around

Rickyism for "what goes around comes around."

"Just remember, Lehey; What goes around is all around."

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Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

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frustated

Rickyism for "frustrated".

"Julian's changed. Ya know? He's gettin' all frustated and..."

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