cricket

Slur for black person. Reference to black neighborhoods being the only place where you find Cricket phone stores.

"Look at all those damn crickets over there, jumpin' around, chirpin', and playin' basketball."

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hyposuction

Rickyism for "liposuction".

To fat, assistant trailer park supervisor: "Why don't you fuck off? Go get some hyposuction!"

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platonic love

Deep connection bewtween two people with no sexual desire or romantic attachment.

"That's my best friend in the world, but there's nothing but platonic love going on."

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sweet and power chicken

Rickyism for "sweet and sour chicken".

"Save me some of those sweet and power chicken things."

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killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.

"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."

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rocket appliances

Rickyism for "rocket science".

"It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that..."

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Turban Outfitters

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

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