Turban Outfitters

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

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Bruce Juice

Bruce Lee Potion that Steve Uerkel created for his machine that changes him into different characers (i.e. including Stefan).

"Steve and Carl kicked the bandits' asses thanks to the Bruce Juice."

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white rapping

The act of attempting to rap along with a song--usually a lame, radio hit, only knowing certain parts, and maybe misinterpreting words or phrases.

"You know we--mm-mm-mmm-mm-mm-mmm--all night - this is the life of a coke dealer"

"Dude, it's 'go getta', not 'coke dealer'."

"Are you sure? 'Go getta' sounds lame."

And you don't even know the lyrics. Quit white rapping."

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shealing

The act of shopping without the use of money. Coined by Mr. Dibbs.

"Mr. Dibbs went shealing records from the store the other day."

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scrap metal

Subgenre of metal taking heavy influence of thrash, hardcore punk, groove metal, sludge, old school death metal, etc.; basically any kind of fast and/or heavy, non-sissy music. So it takes scraps of each tight-ass subgenre to make it's own.

And the music makes you want to fight (i.e. scrap)

Most people into scrap metal are DIY punk rockers/hardcore kids/metalheads who are broke as fuck, so they probably actually do scrap metal as well.

Take It To The Street of Cincinnati is one of the pioneer scrap metal bands.

Yo, let's go beat up some nerds after we go to the scrap metal show.

Man, my amp head is fucked up. I'm gonna have to go scrap metal so we can play scrap metal.

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Make my words

Rickyism for "mark my words".

"You make my words, I'm gonna get my grade 10; and everyone else can just catch a boat to Fuck-offity Land."

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check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

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