eminem

Typical Emenim:
"I hate life!!
That's why I rapped about your wife!!
That's why I can rap about hate!
And complain about my screwed up fate!!
F**k you all, who listen to me, because I'm drunk and I've got to, like, totally pee.
I can rap so damn good!
And my fakeass attitude makes me sound like I should!
If I wanna be accepted by blacks from da hood!
Maybe I oughta get with Dre and grovel!
Like an old lady that hobbles!"

Typical dumb crowd:
(Repeating Eminem lyrics, thereby insulting themselves.)
Typical Eminem haters:
(Keeping silent, since EMINEM insults his fans enough, anyway.)

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