jesus

The world's greatest ever conman.

Jesus was the conman every conman since has tried to be. His skills were thousands of years ahead of his time which is how he was so convincing.

His incredible cons have managed to convince over 1 billion people that he was, in fact, the son of God.

Jesus turns water into wine. Everyone is amazed. What they didn't realise is that they were so drunk already that they didn't remember seeing him switch the barrels.

Jesus wakes the dead. Everyone is amazed. No-one saw when he slipped the guy who "died" twenty pieces of silver to fake his own death and then "awaken".

Miracles, my ass

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