Banff Academy

A drug smuggling school located in the middle of fucking nowhere also known as the North East of Scotland. Teachers range from supportive and helpful who care about education to others who will remove you for simply smiling or breathing. If you had the choice of sending your child into the heart of the Amazon or sending them to Banff Academy, I would advise you to get their passport sorted. Head teachers rarely last longer than five years. WARNING: You will loose braincells by spending too much time in Banff Academy.

"Drug smuggling? Must be at Banff Academy."

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