Quayd

Quayd is the sexiest sesh gremlin ever. He will serenade you with his long, slender toes, if you’re lucky. Quayd has luscious long curls that compliment his cute smile and plump lips. BUT DONT BE FOOLED!! He is a farting machine, and can spend over 30mins on the toilet at least twice a day… this man will reel you in with his charm and good looks, then leave you hanging to go play head soccer on the toilet.

If you’re ever lucky enough to meet a Quayd, you’re in for a wild ride!

A: Hey, have you seen that sexual god Quayd anywhere?
B: Yo, I dunno, maybe he’s on the loo?