Slugger

A Slugger or Sluggermon is a mythical slug-like being, which is typically green, slimy and sensitive to salty substances. Frequently referred to as the child of Rachel Stevens or a fan of Girls Aloud and Finch, the Slugger is a mutation of a human which has become sluggish and moderately entertaining, depending on the environment in which it is nurtured; warm environments, where a radiator is still emitting heat, can lead to aggravation and as a consequence violence. Sluggers can sometimes develop into Sluggercrows, which abandon their slimy characteristics for those of a bird.

“Sluggermon I choose you!”
“Ca caw.”
“Wow, it’s producing mathematical objects!”
“Slime attack Slugger!”

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