Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.

Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...